On the 15th of this month, Jeremy and I will celebrate our 10 year anniversary. I have already planned one of his presents, and even if he reads this, it's OK because he won't remember it in a few minutes.
He will unwrap a medical alert bracelet that reads:
*Allergic to clothes hamper. Must remain at a distance of at least 30 feet. *
*Will forget head if not attached. If it cannot be found, just ask wife--that's what I do. *