Avery
Just
Ate
His
Own
Poop
Just
Ate
His
Own
Poop
Apparently a pebble-sized little poo-nugget fell out of his diaper and onto the floor. (Yes, he was wearing pants AND a diaper the entire time.) A few minutes later, he found it and thought it was some sort of fruit snack(?) or something and decided to give it a try. He came and got me in the kitchen-- spitting and wiping his tongue.
What's wrong? I asked, already worrying about the reply.
"Me ate poop."
WHAT?!@#!
"Me ate poop nugget."
WHERE? WHY? WHAT?!!#@$@
"In dinding room."
SHOW ME.
"See-Right dere."
And yes, indeed it was right there. The tiny little poo-poo nugget, bit in half, lying on the dining room carpet.
HEAVEN HELP ME.
9 comments:
OH MY GOODNESS!!! I just gasped as I read that. I bet he doesn't do that twice.
i love that. if i saw it on MY floor i may have eaten it too thinking it was an m&m or something yummy.
I was going to tell you on your last post that I think next year I want to come spend Thanksgiving with you...now I'm not too sure. OM..I don't even know what to say.
Oh Yikes!
Oh. My.
That is just... gross... and a little funny! But only because I'm here and not there. :)
Can't....stop.....laughing!
I told you we should watch out for what grandma was teaching them...
All I can do is laugh!! Reminds me of the time I left a 2 year old Trenton in the tub while I unpacked a box right after moving to Louisville. When I came in he looked at me with a funny face and said, "Mommy, we don't eat stinkies." You can imagine what I found in the tub.
I am crying right now because I am laughing so hard. Seriously, how much poop is one woman meant to deal with!
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