Monday, December 1, 2008

Rant: We've reached AN ALL TIME LOW

Avery

Just

Ate

His

Own

Poop

Apparently a pebble-sized little poo-nugget fell out of his diaper and onto the floor. (Yes, he was wearing pants AND a diaper the entire time.) A few minutes later, he found it and thought it was some sort of fruit snack(?) or something and decided to give it a try. He came and got me in the kitchen-- spitting and wiping his tongue.

What's wrong? I asked, already worrying about the reply.
"Me ate poop."
WHAT?!@#!
"Me ate poop nugget."
WHERE? WHY? WHAT?!!#@$@
"In dinding room."
SHOW ME.
"See-Right dere."

And yes, indeed it was right there. The tiny little poo-poo nugget, bit in half, lying on the dining room carpet.

HEAVEN HELP ME.

9 comments:

Deanna said...

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I just gasped as I read that. I bet he doesn't do that twice.

The Lowe Family said...

i love that. if i saw it on MY floor i may have eaten it too thinking it was an m&m or something yummy.

S Palfreyman said...

I was going to tell you on your last post that I think next year I want to come spend Thanksgiving with you...now I'm not too sure. OM..I don't even know what to say.

Shaela said...

Oh Yikes!

Andrea said...

Oh. My.

That is just... gross... and a little funny! But only because I'm here and not there. :)

Amy said...

Can't....stop.....laughing!

Greg said...

I told you we should watch out for what grandma was teaching them...

Travis and Jamie said...

All I can do is laugh!! Reminds me of the time I left a 2 year old Trenton in the tub while I unpacked a box right after moving to Louisville. When I came in he looked at me with a funny face and said, "Mommy, we don't eat stinkies." You can imagine what I found in the tub.

Marnie said...

I am crying right now because I am laughing so hard. Seriously, how much poop is one woman meant to deal with!