Ramblings: Just in case you thought I was making this stuff up

This. THIS. T.H.I.S. is the trail I found this morning.

THIS is the reason I have so much practice counting to 10.

THIS happened before 9 AM.

THIS happened faster than the time it took Mr. Noodle to talk to Elmo about playing outside.

THIS is disgustingly smelly, but luckily mostly on the tile.

THIS is (hopefully) the last of the corn poops from Sunday night.

THIS is why I own a steam cleaner.

THIS is why I shower in under 5 minutes--fear of more poop trails.

THIS is why I'm not a poop-wimp.

THIS is an impressive sized poop for a 2 year old.

THIS is why I usually have a headache by the afternoon.

THIS is why I drink. (Diet Coke, not the hard stuff....yet)

THIS is what little boys do for fun.

THIS is what I think of when I hear the word "nugget."

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THIS is why if my brother Greg was smart, he'd lock his door upstairs before he left for work.

THIS happens more often than I capture with the camera.

THIS probably ruined your appetite. Sorry.

THIS IS MY LIFE.