Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Ramblings: Just in case you thought I was making this stuff up



This. THIS. T.H.I.S. is the trail I found this morning.

THIS is the reason I have so much practice counting to 10.

THIS happened before 9 AM.

THIS happened faster than the time it took Mr. Noodle to talk to Elmo about playing outside.

THIS is disgustingly smelly, but luckily mostly on the tile.

THIS is (hopefully) the last of the corn poops from Sunday night.

THIS is why I own a steam cleaner.

THIS is why I shower in under 5 minutes--fear of more poop trails.

THIS is why I'm not a poop-wimp.

THIS is an impressive sized poop for a 2 year old.

THIS is why I usually have a headache by the afternoon.

THIS is why I drink. (Diet Coke, not the hard stuff....yet)

THIS is what little boys do for fun.

THIS is what I think of when I hear the word "nugget."
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THIS is why if my brother Greg was smart, he'd lock his door upstairs before he left for work.

THIS happens more often than I capture with the camera.

THIS probably ruined your appetite. Sorry.

THIS IS MY LIFE.

8 comments:

Sandito said...

I think I'll skip breakfast and shoot for lunch in several hours. How awful......

Greg said...

All the bad habits they pick up from Grandma...

Laura said...

HAHAHAHAHA. I would've said Grandpa...

Deanna said...

The girls are sitting here with me and Tara got really close to the screen and looked at me with her face all squished and said, "Is that POOP?"

I can't believe you posted those. GROSS!!

Travis and Jamie Shepherd said...

I know the poop trail all to well. So feeling for ya right now, most especially since yours is double mine. Some times I don't get a shower until noon during nap time. And on those days some one ALWAYS stops by. People in my ward must think that I only shower on Sundays.

Pamela said...

I'm glad you had the guts to post those pictures. I could have had the same post (toothpaste and all) the other day. I feel for you and know what it's like to want to drink!

The Parkin Family said...

Please tell me this isn't what happens after you have more than one. So far I can still keep a tidy house with just the one, but the other is on it's way.

Alainna Beus said...

Oh Laura, you are hilarious. I'm kinda wondering if I ever really want to have children anymore...

But seriously, I laugh out loud as I read your blogs.