Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Ramblings: When Good Girls Go Bad

Do you...
...need a locale to shoot your low-budget horror flick?
...need to sharpen your blood-spatter analysis skills?
...need to practice stain-removal techniques?
...need an excuse to hate on Dora?
...have a new black light you wanna try out?

Come on over and tour...
The Crime Scene

1) Dora...The Accused Perp

2) Aidan...The Victim

3) Avery...The Witness/Crime scene expert---
Seen here trying to convince the authorities how Dora, an inanimate and immobile plastic muchacha, suddenly flew into an uncharacteristic rage and forcefully hurled herself (unassisted, of course) across the tub and into Aidan's face

The jury only had to deliberate for about 2 seconds.

4 comments:

Julia Harman said...

great re-telling of the crime scene investigation! too funny!

Lindsay said...

AHHHHH!!! how perfect for halloween. your kids were just preparing for the occasion that's all. :)

Amy said...

I've never liked Dora.

The Lowe Family said...

2 minutes!?!??!!? thats all?!?!!?! wtc? poor avery needs a good defense attorney like my Lover. maybe he wouldn't gotten off free but he woulda got a SAH WEET deal.