But alas, this year my deteriorating mental stability caused by the Duo of Destruction has triggered some initiative and "pull-the-trigger-ness" in me to do whatever it takes to get us outta the house for awhile. And last night we booked all the necessaries for our Spring Break extravaganza (I threw that in for my brother who has rudely accused me of overusing the word 'extravaganza.' So take that and stick it in your hat).
Any guesses on where our traveling freak-show/circus will be heading? I'm thinking whoever guesses correctly will receive a (perhaps humorous) little souvenir that I will personally purchase and send to you from our EXTRAVAGANZA. See now I can't get enough of it. extravaganza extravaganza extravaganza. Is your face melting off yet? Good.
Let the guessing begin. And if I have talked to you and accidentally divulged where we are headed, but have forgotten due to blunt force trauma of the head caused by heavy flying objects hurled at me by two crazy two year olds who love catching me unaware and therefore causing as much bodily damage and uncontrollable bleeding from major orifices as possible, then please remove yourself from the guessing.
And don't worry. The destination we have chosen fulfills Jeremy's one and only requirement: We will indeed be able to purchase the requisite number of body pillows for our stay.