I think she should just tell everyone she really got into all those vampire books and movies that are popular right now. Or keep the hair color and make a little extra cash doing impersonations on the weekends. Or by singing lead in a punk rock band. The possibilities are endless. But no, it really, really is not that bad. And please don't punch me in the face--I mean it. But the bird poop on the car really, really is that bad.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Ramblings: Elvira update
Photo documentation provided by one still sad hair-homicide victim. I only showed the back because I haven't yet received her explicit written permission to use the photos showing her face--her now pale, depressed, "I feel like everyone will stare at my crazy hair so I can never leave the house" face. But I don't know what she's talking about--that color totally screams "medium brown with caramel highlights." I was really hoping she'd be wearing a black spandex dress in the pictures so I could do a side by side comparison with Elvira down there.