I was driving home from Target today (or as the boys call it, the "popcorn store" due to the $1.50 popcorn and drink combo I usually get for them so I can squeeze a few more scream-free shopping minutes out of them) and I heard a funny song during the station's lunchtime 90's music hour. Most of the chorus is a cheerful repetition of the lines "Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. Everybody needs a bosom." Do we? Is this what we've been missing in our lives? Bosom pillows? Is there an excess of bosoms around just waiting to be used as pillows? The worst part is that it's a really catchy tune and I'm still finding myself humming it. Does anyone remember this crazy song? Sadly, due to Jeremy's nightly sleeping requirements, we have no room in our king size bed for any
additional pillows--bosom or otherwise.
And once again, Google has shown me that there are alot of freaky things and even freakier people out there. So you don't have a bosom pillow? Perhaps this new "Lap pillow" is just what you need...if you want to feel like you're snuggling with an amputee, maybe. Can anyone say CREEPY?
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You know what, I had that song stuck in my head the other day. I have no idea where it came from or when the last time I even heard it was. But thanks for getting it in there again. Mine's on the 45.
love the legs...but i'm a bigger fan of this pillow...
http://gizmodo.com/335700/kill-shot-pillow-from-keetra-looks-bloody-comfortable
That is creepy. Who comes up with something that strange?
The lap pillow people also make a "boyfriend's arm" pillow. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6141895/
Not quite as weird, but still, kinda bizzare.
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